Yesterday we decided to go to Cao Chang Di, which is like 798, but supposedly less commercial. Well, it was. There were no frames, or female genitalia to indicate to us that we were looking at art. But using our Chinese dictionary, we did understand the punny title of a stone mole hill: "Mao Zhi Dong".
This was the most understandable piece:
We walk around a little more there, but everything seemed closed. So we went back to the art scene we love, 798.
First we went to Iberia, where there were many fun pieces (an invitation letter for an artist completely made from cookies; a project where 10 private detectives were hired to follow each other (detective 1 was hired to follow detective 2, detective 2 to follow detective 3, et cetera --- hilarity ensued; and many more). I especially enjoyed A Work by Jiang Zhi ("Print of a fictional text recording process of developing 'Four Seasons'"), of which here a detail:
It turned out that we could actually buy this art work for only 10 RMB in the shop!
After lunch, we went to our other favorite museum in 798: Ullens Center for Contemporary Art, or UCCA. We were fascinated by this art work:
So much so that we even shot video:
And actually took pictures from multiple angles --- here are two more more good measure:
Then some more artz, with more easily understood messages:
And finally, an installation in a dark room:
Because we had to know what this actually was, I also took a picture with flash:
We came across a big matchmaking event in a park in Dalian.
While F was busy taking pictures, A was dismayed to find she was being the object of study by several older bachelor men. Fortunately, F rejected their bids for A's hand.
To celebrate the fact that our marriage withstood the attack by Dalian's most eligible men, we went on to a park near the sea that is popular for wedding photo shoots. Beautiful scenery was complemented by atrocious sculptures - what more could one want on that one special day.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery - at least we hope Wolfert will think so.
After indulging in German foodz on Saturday evening, we seriously returned to the goal of our little trip: eating seafoodz. We went to Red Lotus Restaurant, which turned out to be quite a good choice.
Yes, we ordered too much. What else is new and exciting?
We fled the Beijing to enjoy the comparatively country-esque life in Dalian. Dalian has less than 3 million inhabitants!
Dalian is famous for its seafood, so one of the goals of this weekend get-away was to eat as much seafood as we could. We had lunch at Tian Tian Yu Gang, one of the most famous chain restaurants serving seafood in Dalian, recommended everywhere. We were quite disappointed, especially with the barbecued shrimp pictured above. It was most certainly picturesque, but it also was really dry.
After lunch we explored the city a bit.
Here's another quiz for you: what the hell are these things?