Here is what we will be bringing to the "Thanksgiving" party in a few moments.
As you can see, we failed miserably.

The sweet potatoes are about as watery as they were yesterday (apparently, storing overnight in the refrigerator does not remedy this).

The mashed potatoes lack any chicken-y flavor, and where are the onion-y bits?

The apple pie smells funny, of some weird foreign spices. Even worse, the whipped cream that goes with it does not come from a hygienic spray can, and -- oh horror! -- it seems like someone accidently spilled some cardamom in it!
We can only hope that our fellow postdocs won't notice.