We are back on the internetz!
We have been suffering from slow connectivity for a while, and recently it became so bad that A had no connectivity at all, and F had to renew his IP every 5 minutes or so. We were worried that the Great Firewall bastards were onto the fact that we almost exclusively visit the interwebz that are on the other side of their leaky wall, and that maybe this was part of a targeted campaign.
Yes, we suffer from delusions of greatness and paranoia.
The China Unicom people were not very helpful (how could we expect anything else) and told us we did not have a problem. When that did not work, they told us it was our problem, not their problem.
Somehow, we still convinced them to send someone over with a new modem/router (our third one in just 6 months -- hurray for quality). And lo and behold, the internetz opened its jade gate for us!
Intoxicated by this unexpected success, F called the water workers for the 100th time in the past fortnight. This morning, they had concluded there was no problem -- they arrived after we had ran the water for 30 minutes (this turns out to be sufficient to get it to turn hot), and since nobody else complained in the last two days, it was clear that we were confused and there was no problem.
This afternoon, the worker turned on the tap, and after waiting 30 seconds, the water turned lukewarm. "可以" was his reponse (meaning "it is OK"). Right. Who doesn't love showers that are colder than your own pee.
Then the worker found the problem, after disappearing for 30 minutes: who can expect hot water at this hour of the day?! We must have been confused.
To be continued...
Also, we ate a hamburger.