Today I played hooky, and spent the day trying to make a good first impression on our neighbors, by chopping up the crate. This really turned out to be a smart move: neighbor after neighbor pulled up or over and introduced themselves. I think one of them submitted me to a Christianity test, that I probably failed miserably as godless communist muslim from Yerp.
This is also a good time to introduce our new car, finally: meet Helga Moonbeam.
It took a while before we figured out her name (thanks in part to Tuncay's friends). We think we bought a transvestite car, even though she really sucks at drag racing.
